unclefather:

this looks like an usher album cover

(Source: outofcontextarthur, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

(via ass-like-serena)

thefirstagreement:

Happy Birthday STEEZ!

93 til ∞

(via beyondhighh)

og-shitbear:

Realness

(Source: young-scooter, via beyondhighh)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

(via beyondhighh)

thedevonendeavor:

thatdudeemu:

punklucifer:

I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one

none is needed

Next level

(Source: benimdetamisimvardiya, via ass-like-serena)

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via oliviableau)

(Source: stonerthings, via mrs-420)

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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